ON HOLD ยท HOLD MUSIC ACTIVE

CALL OF DUTY

Somewhere a cat picked up a headset and got handed a rifle instead. Same shift. Worse benefits. No supervisor is coming to save this call.

Report for Duty Read the Orders

Ops Board

The line never goes quiet.

INCOMING CALL

CALLER: Sir, have you tried turning the war off and on again?

CALLS IN QUEUE187
AVG HOLD TIME41 MIN
MORALELOW
TRANSFERS TODAY12

Chain of Command

Everyone outranks the guy on the phone.

PRIVATE

TIER 1 SUPPORT

First to pick up. First to get yelled at.

CORPORAL

ESCALATIONS

Reads the same script, louder.

SERGEANT

RETENTION

Talks you out of cancelling. Every time.

CAPTAIN

FLOOR SUPERVISOR

Watches the queue from a safe distance.

GENERAL

REFUND APPROVAL

Rumored to exist. Never seen.

Field Manual

How to report for duty

  1. ORDER 01
    Secure a wallet. Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Standard issue.
  2. ORDER 02
    Fund it with SOL. No SOL, no deployment.
  3. ORDER 03
    Report to pump.fun. Paste the serial number below.
  4. ORDER 04
    Execute the buy. Hold the line.

SERIAL NO. // CONTRACT ADDRESS

SERIAL_KIA_ON_HOLD_MUSIC

Tap to copy

Buy on pump.fun Chart on Dexscreener